A NEW CLASS OF SEX TOYS.
(Audio
only)
[Our
scene opens with the sounds of a woman’s voice pleasuring herself, after she
finishes. . . ]
Voice
of a teletubby: Again, again!/Yay!/Uh-oh!
Announcer:
How often have you gotten bored with a personal pleasure toy? Those of you with enough money may have even
bought a life size doll. However, these
can only be satisfying for so long. We
always long for more. You may start
watching Adult videos while pleasuring yourself, you might buy a better doll
that caters to your particular fetish, or you may really need something
different and begin to consider pushing your comfort zones. But wait, we have a better solution!, that’s
right! We here at Wockerjab have come up
with a new product that’s sure to please everyone. From the same company that
brought you the Mr. Snuffleupagus dildo and Barney, the purple dinosaur,
bangs Baby Bop: Let’s learn about sex.
If you are like us you have often wished that you could keep your
attention on your life-size doll while also watching an adult video. Now you can! That’s right we heard your pleas
and after much careful thought your prayers have been answered!
We at
Wockyjab are proad to announce the first ever teletubbie pleasure doll. You just put the dvd in their rear (or their
mouth if it’s a video) and watch any adult video of your choice. Plus, because
teletubbies aren’t really human they have more holes than your average
doll. Your dreams of having a teletubbie
pleasure doll have been answered. Like
you, many of us have dreamed of having a teletubbie doll to have some adult fun
with. Now I know what you are saying, “but
WockerJab, I’m a female I wouldn’t enjoy such a doll.” In anticipation of this
we have developed an all new Teletubbie who has different sized bulges all over
him, we call him DickyWang.
And
that’s not all if you’re gay we have TInkyWinky the original gay pride
teletubbie. These things are selling
like hotcakes so call now! (stage whisper) Have the phones started ringing yet?
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